http://www.aprilhunter.com Vas Ist Das Fur Eine Scheisse? Hot New Members ONLY Updates: -TNA Knockout Gallery! (45 all new photos) -Behind-The-Scenes & Uncensored Diary: AWR Euro Tour, Bulgaria! (40 pix) Go Play! http://www.aprilhunter.com/join/index.htm Full sized downloads of each photo on this page are available in the Members Section. Announcing a Special Trial Membership OFFER for First Time & “Welcome Back” Members only for a limited Time! Come Play! Enjoy what Ultimate Man's Playground has to offer you for just pennies a day... Have you always wanted to join AprilHunter.com but were afraid to put out full price in case you didn’t like it? Well, now is a chance to get your feet wet without diving in headfirst! Try it out for just 11.95! CLICK HERE! http://www.aprilhunter.com/join/index.htm Behind-The-Scenes Diaries! Hang out on the road & at home with me and my gorgeous friends. Be privy to it all - photo shoots, strip club tours, FAN-tasy stories, wrestling shows, rants and more! It's the Members area, so there are no holds barred. Over 200 different diaries or "chapters"…all with behind-the-scenes snapshots! (PIC: Amber Oneal & I from last weekend.) read more... This Weekend... Fri 26 & Sat 27: Horror Hound Comic & Movie convention! Indianapolis, IN. Elvira, Clive Barker, George Romero, Alex Del Monacco & more! Info: http://www.aprilhunter.com/tourdates/ Huge thanks to those of you who participated in my ebay auction! I'll have another up very soon. AWR Europe, Country #2: GERMANY Part 1...(con't from France) Day 11 – Travel day: Since the French driver could only drive in France, we were expecting a new bus. The mood changed immediately when the German drivers took over. Gone were ridiculous waits for luggage, which had to be handed one piece at a time through a back window. But also gone were the Kronenberg beers, the snacks and even the bottled water. The bus was also half the size. For all the idiosyncrasies the French had, they did their best to make sure were fed and comfortable. Not so with the Germans. We were solely on our own for this leg of the tour with Norbert as our less than charming driver. “Hallo. My name is Norbert and here vee haf rules you vil follow. Zere will be no smoking. You may not use zee bathroom unless it is emergency. And you must wear your seatbelt. Thank you. ” Haha. F*ck off. 14 hours with a seat belt? Don’t think so. I immediately lay down, pulled on my eye mask and went to sleep. About half way through that fourteen-hour (not a typo) drive, Jazzy B called Joe and said she’d read ON THE INTERNET that our show in Mannheim was cancelled. WTF??? And it was true. That’s the wrestling business for you. This was starting to really get messed up for me. This was the third show to cancel after Koblenz and Transylvania. I’d taken this tour to get away from home, to see Europe…but also to help my mom pay for some of her mounting medical bills from the cancer treatments. Financially, I was starting to feel the hits. I’d heard a lot of grumbling from fans about the steep cost of the AWR tickets, but that didn’t seem to stop them from coming out. The cost was likely because of the expense of the tour. The travel costs associated with this tour alone were outrageous, between 2 tour busses (one for talent, and a sleeper bus for the crew), drivers, hotels, flights…and feeding us. That doesn’t include venues - or even some of the bigger superstar paychecks. I’d heard each show was around 15,000 euro in cost. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were more than that. Sid had just gone home (after squeezing my bicep and offering himself as my “snuggle partner…yes, he did use those exact words…all while profusely sweating). One of the young, adorable Irish wrestlers, Sean Maxxer, I called “tour bus boyfriend”. He had a sweet smile (despite the braces), lent me his scarf (which I still have), helped me with my massive luggage. In return, I’d listen to him complain about some bird he’d picked up at the pub who gave him a hand job, but wouldn’t put out or give him a neck massage when he got hurt. We get up early and go to the gym and chat about our families. It was a fine tour bus relationship without the messy entanglements of a real one. I also had Joe E. Legend, who was a bit older than I am and had great stories I loved to listen to. I’d walk about the towns with him at night, seeing the sights, grabbing some mystery meal and chatting. Between the two of them, they made the perfect Travel Boyfriend. Day 12 – Hockenheim on Thanksgiving: Woke up sick. Thank you Rene Dupree, for sneezing and snotting without covering your mouth behind me all this week. I hate you. Stayed out too late walking around this gorgeous little German town and was now paying for it. I will say that the amazing German Christmas displays and Santa’s climbing up building walls were totally worth it, though. We had to travel quite a bit on this day and I had the best hotdog of my life at a rest stop. I also saw the movie ‘Angel A’ by Luc Besson, one of the better films of the tour, so all was not lost. Day 13 – Regensburg: At this point, nearly all of us were sick, hurt or both. They called a doctor, who arrived at 8:30 pm on a Friday night to the venue for 250 euro. The Irish and Canadians, used to universal health care, balked at this fee. But I thought it was amazing. At home, that wouldn’t cover ONE of us…and that one person would still be waiting in the emergency room until 7 am the next morning…and get a bill for over $1000. Turns out I had a wicked case of bronchitis. Yay. Got a script, and was (thankfully) relegated to being a manager for Joe E. while in Germany. Catering made us turkey and potatoes for Thanksgiving. It was God-awful, but the intention was sweet. I’m in love with quark, a thick German yogurt full of protein, and living on it. The show was uber fun, the fans rocked and I popped huge over the “R-Wee-Dee!” chants. Day 14 – Bamberg: Everyone is starting to smell. Like cabbage and old socks. I am officially the translator for the Mexicans mini’s - and I’m sure they’re getting a real kick out of my fourth grade espanol. Rene kept trying to organize a group trip to the strip club, but I think we were all too broke. The bus driver was very close to getting a beat down. We lost 90 precious minutes of our 3 hours free time due to him getting lost and having us unload 9087979 lbs of luggage at the wrong hotel. We then reloaded 9087979 lbs of luggage back on to the bus, drove around some more, finally found the right hotel and unloaded 9087979 lbs of luggage. Did I mention that it was raining and we had to pull down the street, since this is EUROPE and there’s no such thing as front street parking? Jazzy B (complete with brand new breasts, which looked pretty amazing on her) observed my struggle with 8 bags (2 were full of food/protein supplements) on a wonky cart and said, “Wow, such a diva!” Not realizing what a slap that was in English, I snapped back: “This, from a girl wearing high heels on a tour bus? Clearly you’ve never spent a month on tour - and bothered to watch your diet!” I felt bad about snapping at her, but I was overtired and unnecessary commenting while I’m struggling with oversized bags tend to annoy the piss out of me. I was extra pissed because I’d wanted to go to the Christmas market and actually SEE something for once, other than gyms, hotels and gas stations. But no. All I had time to do was a quick shower and makeup, then get back on the bus to the show. Joe E Legend quote of the night: “Notice the nerd chastity belt.” This would be a fan at a show -- wearing a wrestling title belt. I lost my room key and got locked out of my room that night…one of the other hot young things from Germany stayed with me until the manager showed up - and I had questionable thoughts. Ugh, no. I’m so done with young guys. I’m done with raising boyfriends. You must be THIS TALL to ride this ride. I love the company of older men but they have such annoying baggage and tend to let themselves go physically. Hate that, too. I’m shallow in that department. If I’m in the gym, I want who I’m interested in to be in there just as much. Why can’t they all be Henry Rollins? Sigh. ...To Be Continued... Get it all UNCENSORED & with PHOTOS, now! www.AprilHunter.com - Kisses! April xo You Can Sleep With A Blonde, You Can Sleep With A Brunette. But You'll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead! Follow me! 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